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Users can choose from an extensive list of movies currently in theatres, and a few classics like Aliens and Star Wars. A time graph of the film indicates when it’s safe to disappear for a minute or two. The website lists a cue line to listen for, and the approximate amount of time before something important happens. For those who want to find out what they missed, a box of scrambled text can be clicked on to reveal what was missed. The site will also note if there’s a scene after the credits, so movie-goers don’t run out of the cinema before the film is actually over. (via Mobile app for optimal restroom breaks during movies - Springwise)

Amazing. I think nearly everyone can identify with the need to use the bathroom in a middle of a movie, and the contradictory desire not to miss anything important.